Mom, how do babies get in the mom's stomach?
Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh
Finally after I picked my mouth up off the floor and reminded myself that he is 8 going on 30. I knew I had to answer him so I dropped this little pearl of wisdom on him:
"Ya know, kiddo, It's really really gross and it's going to make you wanna throw up. So how about if we talk about it when you get a little older."
"How gross is it, mom? Like booger and fart gross? Or blood and guts and ax murderer gross?"
"Grosser than ax murderer."
"Ewwwwwww, guess it's a good thing I don't want a wife huh? I'll just live with you and Dad forever"
Not exactly how I pictured the first birds and bees conversation that's for sure!
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